BORING BIOS v0.00 :: who is borealis
cpu0: boredom engine initialized [ok]
mem: 000000637k conventional nothing detected [ok]
disk0: mounting /dev/null as root filesystem [ok]
net: borealis identity handshake pending [wait]
audio: lo-fi device attached [ok]
video: desktop compositor loading 640x480x256 [ok]
kernel: starting boring-os shell
question: who is borealis